Halloween
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007I’m not usually one to dress up for Halloween. Come to think of it, I don’t recall the last time I did dress up for Halloween. In any case, this year was going to be different. I had heard about the MBA/Law School party and I was determined to be there in costume. As it turns out, life happens and my costume hunt was put off. I could blame finals, or my weekend in Moab, or the steady stream of group projects, or my internship, but when it really comes down to it, I’m really just a procrastinator. I started shopping late Monday evening figuring that I could always expedite the shipping if I had to. I visited several online outlets and found something suitable. Satisfied that I had found a good deal, I moved into the checkout section to see about delivery times. The company offered three types of shipping which if I remember correctly were something like basic, standard and fast. The basic shipping would work if you needed it for next year or had placed the order right after the fourth of July. The standard shipping was more like priority without the guarantee, and the fast was something like overnight, but once again without a guarantee. I was a bit puzzled by the complexity of the shipping chart. It’s a good thing I’m a grad student with a statistics background, because you had to do a probability analysis to figure out the likelihood that your costume would be in stock, your order would be filled, the shipper would show up, and that it would all come together in time for the Friday evening festivities. In the end, I took my chances and hit “submit”. I figured there was about an 85% chance that my costumes would arrive in time and given that I was too lazy to pursue other options, that was good enough for me.
I sat patiently each day. Tuesday morning I received confirmation that the order had been picked and was ready for shipment. Tuesday afternoon I received a tracking number that indicated my estimated delivery date was Friday. Friday morning came and I checked the tracking number again just to be sure. To my surprise, my delivery had been rescheduled for Monday. I still wasn’t too concerned at this point as I figured that I could do a pick up at one of the UPS distribution centers if it made it to town on Friday afternoon. Unfortunately, my hopes of having a costume for Friday were shattered when I spoke to the UPS representative. In her nicest customer service voice, she informed me that my costume would not arrive in Denver until Friday evening at best.
At this point, I knew I had to act, and apparently I was not the only one in Boulder that needed a costume for the weekend. I went to both costume stores in town only to find long lines and picked over goods. My girlfriend was even less amused as I drug her around town at 6:00 on Friday evening in search of the perfect outfit. OK, I’ll be honest, at this point I was hoping for any outfit, and perfect was not a requirement. We found some costumes at our second stop that would work…a rasta outfit for me and a devil suit for her. She wasn’t overly excited about her costume, but time was running out and it would have to do. With the costume crisis behind us, we headed home to get dressed before the big night out. The party turned out to be more fun than I could have imagined. Everyone was in costume and we had an entire section of the bar reserved for our group. There was a costume contest, people danced, and the bar specials ran all night. I’ll definitely be attending again next year, and since my costumes showed up on Monday, I’m ready to go!
